My Prescription For Embarrassment

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My prescription for embarrassment:
Take two Tabloids with a grain of salt!

We all get embarrassed from time to time. If you've learned to giggle and let it go, that's great. And if you haven't, then take this prescription. Or if for example, your best friend got really embarrassed and she's miserable, put this wallpaper up on her desktop and place two or three tabloids on her desk in front of the computer, maybe with a note that says I love you and I can testify with certainty that anyone who looks down on you is an idiot standing on their head. :))

You might also tell them about the time I went to a ranch and asked if I could take pictures of some of their bulls. They suggested the huge angus, but the light was perfect on the Brehmer bull, I'd just shoot him for a bit. I began taking pictures and I hear the cowboys behind me laughing their heads off. I say inside my mind "You boys go ahead and laugh, I'm getting my pictures and that's all I care about."

It wasn't till I got home that I discovered something I should have known..... Not all brehmers are bulls -- that beautiful brehmer bull I was taking pictures of in the slanting afternoon sun was a Brehmer COW with a brehmer calf. All alone in front of the computer screen I blushed crimson and laaaaaughed till I nearly cried. I wonder if I'll ever go back. I suppose I must. Good grief! Bwaaaahahahhaaaaahahaa aha aha ahem.....

- Lollie